Friday, August 28, 2009

...And August is still killing me

We were fired from our biggest client yesterday, Aug 27. Today, Aug 28th, we were informed another large client is out of budget and we will not get any work until 2010...but we know that's bullshit and we'll never get work from them ever.

I hate the month of August. The month of August hates me.

Monday, August 24, 2009

माय फुच्किंग अगस्त

God hates me.

Proof? I offer the month of August.

I guy puked on me in the bathroom at Toon's on Southport in Chicago.
I choked on a chicken wing about 15 minutes later.
While exiting on Lake Shore Drive at 8 am one morning, some jackass in a high-rise threw 'some kind of liquid' from his balcony which landed all over my car.
My bike was stolen out of my garage.
My assistant quit today.

Worse...

...there are seven more days to go in August.